Owen- ism's

So Owen has been saying some really funny things lately so I thought I would document them for all of you to hear....

1. Just this morning I mad him waffles for breakfast... he said he couldn't eat them because waffles give him headaches.

2. Yesterday he went potty and Gee Gee went in to help him wipe... she gave him toilet paper and he said " No Gee Gee we use baby wipes!" she gave him a baby wipe and he threw it in the toilet.. then he said " Oh man Gee Gee we don't throw baby wipes in the toilet! It will clog! Oh well it's OK you can try again tomorrow and see how you do."

3. I was feeding Olivia and he said " Mommy what are you doing!!" Me: I'm feeding Olivia

Owen: But mommy!!! Tell Olivia we don't bite nipples!!!

4. Owen: Mommy why does Hallie (his cousin) have to live in Germany? Me: because that is where her daddy works. Owen: (thinking about it) that makes me so frustrated! Me: Why does that make you frustrated? Owen: I don't want to live at daddy's grocery store!

Those are all of the latest ones as I think of them I will write more ......